dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via italiq)

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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(via thegeektummy)

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

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