{Shattered glass in flower beds.}
makemehardandletsfuck:

You bent over in front of me. One hand around your neck, and the other grabbing one of your tits. (x)

makemehardandletsfuck:

You bent over in front of me. One hand around your neck, and the other grabbing one of your tits. (x)

tastier:

(18+)

tastier:

(18+)

awwno:

x
mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

token:

 Following back everyone! 

token:

Following back everyone! 

hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy